Developer Ipsum

Synergistically benchmark emerging developer skills via client-centric meta-services. Proactively disintermediate robust schemas and e-business paradigms. Completely morph extensible action items whereas multimedia based methodologies.

Seamlessly provide access to tactical outsourcing and collaborative software projects. Appropriately administrate out-of-the-box solutions. Interactively facilitate integrated customer service with wireless applications. Energistically strategize distributed applications with synergistic resources. Distinctively re-engineer premier metrics before functional ideas.

Objectively generate fully tested solutions via market-driven sources. Interactively underwhelm long-term high-impact convergence rather than future-proof convergence. Conveniently parallel task cross-unit markets rather than cross functional technology.

Comments

Matt

May 16, 2007 at 2:02 a.m.

Early adopter feedback discovered via really simple syndication

Dan

May 17, 2007 at 1:37 a.m.

I feel ill.

Don

May 18, 2007 at 5:43 a.m.

LOL, this is great. You should add some terms like standards-compliant, syndicate, crowd-sourced, social-*, blogosphere, monetized, incentivized...and call it the Web 2.0 Ipsum. Of course, I'm sure you already use the lipsum generator (http://www.lipsum.com). I bet if you purchased devipsum.com and created a developer ipsum generator you could monetize the site and make a little money on the side. You could even make it Web 2.0 enabled and configure it for crowd-sourced words. Of course, then you'd have to have a good filter list.